Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Getting the Dirt

8 May 2001 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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SALES REPRESENTATIVE: This is Silicon-to-Go. How can I help you?

ALICE: Hello, this is Alice from the Marketing Division of Ubersoft.

SALES REPRESENTATIVE: What do you want NOW?

ALICE: We are concerned that some of your customers are purchasing empty computers in order to install illegal, pirated copies of our Nifty Doorways operating system. We need to take steps to ensure this isn't happening.

SALES REPRESENTATIVE: What can WE do about it?

ALICE: Give us names. And addresses. And Social Security Numbers, if you have them.

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"Desperately Unfunny."
- Someone on Dean's World

"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."
- Someone else on Dean's World

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"
- Someone on Reddit

"Why has this been running since 1996? Who actually reads it? Who is the idiot who reads it every day and posts the 'good' ones up on reddit? Doesn't he realize he is wasting his time?"
- Someone else on Reddit

"My god, my eyes are bleeding now. To think that there are comics out there which are worse than User Friendly is every way, when User Friendly was already pretty bottom-of-the-barrel in all departments!"
- Someone on Slashdot (With apologies to User Friendly, who got hit in the crossfire.)

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