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One Last Chance

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

EVIL BINKY: Now, human, prepare to go the way of all flesh!

PHIL (Thinking): I have only one chance to get out of this alive...

EVIL BINKY: Your time has come! I will dispose of you like so much rotting fruit!

PHIL (Thinking): I can only hope that his other instincts are too powerful to ignore...

PHIL: OK, Binky. But before you kill me, I need you to help me send some email.

BINKY: Sure thing, Skipper!

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