Comic Transcript

EVIL BINKY: You will tell me why you decided to exclude me from the latest version of UberWordOfficeSoft Pro, and then I will feast upon your puny mortal soul!

PHIL: Well, so many of our customers hate you. We figured taking you out of the package would be an extra incentive to buy.

EVIL BINKY: WHAT??? You were going to retire me just like that? Without so much as a word of thanks?

PHIL: We were going to give you a watch.

EVIL BINKY: I have no ARMS, you drunkard!

PHIL: We honestly didn't think you'd notice.