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CompUSURY, Part Three

12 April 2001 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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NARRATOR: Alex is talking to Scott about his first summer job.

ALEX (Narrating): "Then, one day, it happened."

CUSTOMER: Young man, I ordered my computer months ago. Where is it?

ALEX (Narrating): "We'd accidentally sold his system to someone else, and because that model was so popular it would take months to get him a new one. I was faced with an ethical dilemma of mammoth proportions."

ALEX (Narrating): "Actually, looking back on it all, it really wasn't that big a deal."

ALEX: It was recalled. Because of that Pentium bug thing.

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