Comic Transcript

ALEX: And after that, well, it was only a matter of time. Ubersoft recruited me out of college.

SCOTT: But you didn't answer my question!

ALEX: What do you mean?

SCOTT: We were talking about losing your enthusiasm for computers. You haven't told me about that.

ALEX: I haven't?

SCOTT: No, you just told me about the first time you ever lied to a customer on the job. That's different.

(Silence.)

ALEX: "Megasoft Bob."

SCOTT: Say no more.