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Wrong Number

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

SCOTT: Ubersoft Technical Support, Scott speaking. How may I help you this afternoon?

CUSTOMER: Did you just say you were actually going to HELP me?

SCOTT: That's right. It's my job to diagnose your problem and come up with an effective means of fixing it. So let's get to work! How can I help?

CUSTOMER: Is this some kind of sick joke?

SCOTT: Why does everyone keep saying that?

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