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Steve's Ego Part 2

Help Desk, b y Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

ALEX: So... what exactly does someone do when they win Steve Jobs' ego in a card game?

BOSS: Hold it for ransom. Threaten to harm it, in order to bend him to my will, when necessary.

(Silence.)

ALEX: Can I see it?

BOSS: No mortal may gaze upon the ego of Steve Jobs and live.

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