Comic Transcript

ALEX: Hey, Scott. Have a good Christmas? Get anything interesting?

SCOTT: Oh, I got this great pen. Best gift ever.

ALEX: ...a pen?

SCOTT: Well, they were all the rage before Christmas. They had a web site up where you could pre-order them, hot off the assembly line. The most popular was the one I got, a wicked cool pen encased in semi-transparent blue plastic...

SCOTT: ... and then Apple sued them for infringing their patent on "cool, shiny, semi-transparent plastic blue thingies." Only 150 were ever made! It's a collector's item!