Comic Transcript

ALEX: (Thinking) Ok, Alex, let's review. In a fit of irony, a careless statement you made has convinced your boss -- a being of infinite evil -- that integrating spam into Nifty Doorway's desktop would be a really good idea.

ALEX: (Thinking) Your co-workers have threatened to do terrible things to you unless you can stop your boss from going through with this admittedly dastardly act. It's during times like these when you need to go down deep and use all of your most important problem-solving skills.

ALEX: (Thinking) But first, a game of solitaire.

(mouse clicking noises)