Comic Transcript

ALEX: Boss, a cracker managed to get past our network security, and he's been downloading the source code for most of our products all weekend. Just thought you'd like to know.

(Silence.)

ALEX: A cracker: someone who breaks into servers in order to steal things.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Oh. I thought you were talking about some guy with a rusted out Chevy truck sitting in his backyard.

BOSS: I thought you were talking about crispy bread.