Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: November 8, 2000, 2:30 AM

TELEVISION: We were wrong about Gore... we were wrong about Bush... and now we, as newsmen, have no idea what will happen next. I haven't been up this late since... well... since when I was breaking into this business.

NARRATOR: November 8, 2000, 2:30 AM

TELEVISION: Well Tom, apparently this computer was fed some faulty information. We're trying to locate the problem now.

NARRATOR: November 8, 2000, 2:31 AM

TELEVISION: Ah, here we go... "SYS1885521: Boring Candidate Error. Please load new candidates and try again."