Comic Transcript

ALEX: Well, my boss is interested in the idea, but he's afraid Carnivore might compromise the backdoor that the NSA asked us to put in all our software.

FEDS: Backdoor?

ALEX: Yeah, the NSA had us put in a backdoor so they could bypass the security of any Ubersoft product, just in case.

FEDS: They can't do that! It's not legal! It's unethical! The potential for abuse is enormous!

ALEX: Do you see any irony at all in this conversation?

FEDS: I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.