Comic Transcript

ALEX: How exactly did this guy get my credit card number? I hardly ever use the stupid thing...

CALLER: Um... well... it appears that a few days ago some miscreant managed to take a few credit numbers directly from the Credit Union web site.

ALEX: What were you using to protect your mission-critical data?

CALLER: Er... Nifty Doorways 2001.

ALEX: I should have known.

CALLER: We couldn't help it! Nothing beats that employee discount!