Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersot eSupport, Alex speaking. How may I help you?

CALLER: Hello Alex, this is the Ubersoft Employee Credit Union. We've noticed some... interesting charges on your credit account,a nd we wanted to follow up on them. Youd o have a credit card account, don't you?

ALEX: Yes I do. Why do you ask?

CALLER: We wanted to make sure we were talking to the right Alex. So tell me...

CALLER: Did you really charge more than twelve thousand dolalrs to "Lulu's Adult Entertainment and Post-Modern Clipart Web Site?"

ALEX: NO.