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The Alex Principle

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript

MONK: So, I hear the Boss wanted your "honest opinion" on something...

ALEX: Yeah, he wanted to promote me to management, and wanted to know how I felt about it.

MONK: Really? That's great! Better pay, better benefits, better hours, better --

ALEX: I said no.

MONK: You said no? Why'd you say no?

ALEX: I need my reflection. I shave.

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