Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

One Level Short

28 July 2000 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: My laptop computer isn't working... I'd like to get it fixed.

ALEX: Certainly. Just mail it in to our service department.

CUSTOMER: Whoa, wait! I have an Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus warranty... I'm entitled to on-site service.

ALEX: I'm sorry sir, but you are mistaken. The warranty that provides for on-site service is the Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus POSITIVE plan. You're one level short.

CUSTOMER: So what DOES an Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus warranty give me?

ALEX: A 15% discount when you upgrade to the Ubersoft Gold Protection Plus Positive plan.

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"The artwork is lame and repetitive, the 'jokes' are either inside software industry jokes or thinly disguised anti-capitalist rantings."
- Someone else on Dean's World

"Are there really 80 people who find any reference to Microsoft in a web comic funny?"
- Someone on Reddit

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