Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Ask A Silly Question

30 July 2000 - 11:00pm — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft eSupport, Alex speaking.

CUSTOMER: I'm looking for a reliable program. Nothing fancy, just something that does what it's supposed to do the same time,e very time, without breaking, crashing, or grinding my entire system to a halt.

(Silence.)

ALEX: We don't sell those kinds of programs here.

CUSTOMER: Oh, come ON. You have to have at least ONE.

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