Comic Transcript

ALEX: I just spent the entire day putting a programmer's computer back together because he opened an email with the "IHATEYOU" virus in it. I can't believe he did that.

MARK: Don't be too hard on him, I accidentally set it off when I was trying to drag it on the "delete" bin... it deleted all of the documentation I'd been working on, and more importantly, my collection of MP3s...

ALEX: You had an MP3 collection on your work computer?

MARK: Oh. Um... I didn't say that.

ALEX: Hey, why did the NEW GUY get a SOUND CARD???

MARK: I said I didn't say that!