Comic Transcript

MARK: Well, i went and did it. 'm now a full time Ubersoft employee, the only technical writer on payroll, responsible for every single piece of documentation from every single program Ubersoft makes...

BRIAN: Hi, I'm the new VP of Marketing. I'll be your manager for the UberOfficePro 2001 documentation project. Make sure it's complete, but don't list any of the bugs. But make sure you refer to our bugs, without actually talking about them, and list tem as features.

MARK: Help.