Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Help... of Sorts

26 May 2000 - 12:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

ALEX: Well, the Boss is willing to assign you a current employee as an assistant if you agree to sign on.

MARK: Who?

ALEX: Someone who is very knowledgeable about every single product we make, and is a wellspring of information on any detail, no matter how minor, trivial, or insignificant it may seem.

MARK: It's that stupid paperclip thing, isn't it?

ALEX: He's good.

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