Comic Transcript

BOSS: So what have we done to combat this "Linux?" Are we systematically destroying its marketshare?

MALE UBERTHUG: Unfortunately, Linux is growing faster than any other operating system on the market.

BOSS: Well, are we enforcing restricting licensing agreements to keep comapnies from preloading it on their computers?

MALE UBERTHUG: Actually, due to recent legal troubles we've had to tone that down. Some big companies are offering Linux as an option.

BOSS: Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?

FEMALE UBERTHUG: You shoot the messenger, sir.