Comic Transcript

JIM WASHINGTON: I have with me an expert on the DOJ v. Ubersoft trial who will comment on the next phase of this courtroom drama.

INDUSTRY EXPERT: Well, I expect the DOJ to press the Judge into handing down a very stiff ruling against Ubersoft.

JIM WASHINGTON: And what do you think Ubersoft will try to do next?

INDUSTRY EXPERT: Well, I suspect Ubersoft will try to counteract the perception that it is, in fact, unholy... this may make it easier to negotiate and reduce the severity of any future rulings.

JIM WASHINGTON: On a related note, this just in: The Dark Lord of Ubersoft has legally changed his name to "Mr. Bunny, the Hoppy Computer Guy."