Ubersoft.net: Technology Is Not Your Friend

Indoctrination Techniques

24 December 1997 - 4:00am — Christopher Wright

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Comic Transcript

FEDS: Quite frankly, we're somewhat disturbed by some of the reports we're getting about alleged abuses of power and manipulation. For example, your "Technology Orientation" seminars, where you invite industry leaders to attend three day workshops...

ALEX: This allows us to quickly and efficiently teach people how to best utilize breaking Ubersoft innovations.

ALEX: In these seminars, we immerse the participants in our world. For three days, they eat, breathe, and sleep Ubersoft software. Those who pass are able to easily adapt to the new paradigms hitting the market.

FEDS: And those who fail?

ALEX: Selling flowers at airport terminals. We come out ahead either way.

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