Comic Transcript

KING: Hello, and welcome to the "Alex vs. Deep Grey" Match, the first time a computer has ever tried to best a dedicated Help Desk Technician in the annals of Ubersoft's history.

MITCH: That's right, King, and what a match it looks to be... man versus machine, human reason against electronic processing, muscle opposing electronic speed, neuron versus microcircuit...

KING: Job security versus downsizing.

MITCH: Yes, well, that too.