Comic Transcript

MARK: You can't possibly expect me to slam my face into my keyboard over and over and over again until I either randomly type whatever secret phrase you want or I pass out from the pain.

THIRD FED: Why not?

MARK: Because it's stupid! You might as well put a team of monkeys in a room of computers and wait for them to type it out.

FIRST FED: We tried that. We got two of Shakespeare's plays out of them before we gave up.

MARK: Which plays?

SECOND FED: "A Winter's Tale" and "Troilus and Cressida."

(Silence.)

MARK: Well, I guess you'd better stand back.

THIRD FED: I'll get some aspirin.